butmadnnw:

spadessnowbar:

veganbutt:

darkwater-smidge:

So I learned from my friend that coconut water can be used as an emergency blood transfusion, and of course my first thought was “So, can a vampire drink coconut water?”

and of course we had this idea of these tropical vampires being horrified when these old world vampires come and are still drinking blood like some sort of monster.

guys oh my god
VEGAN VAMPIRES

but consider this: vampires who turn into fruit bats

FRUIT BATS

*loses it*

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charminglyantiquated:

a little love story about mermaids and tattoos

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kingcheddarxvii:

kingcheddarxvii:

kingcheddarxvii:

here he is. the new meme


a challenger approaches









who will win…. and who will epic fail? stay tuned

kingcheddarxvii:

kingcheddarxvii:

kingcheddarxvii:

here he is. the new meme

a challenger approaches

who will win…. and who will epic fail? stay tuned

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rooks-and-ravens:

you-wish-you-had-this-url:

221cbakerstreet:

charlotteiq:

jade-cooper:

sarah-belham:

"The Favorite" by Omar Rayyan

Favorite what? Demon?!

Loving the fact that whatever it is is wearing a matching flower.

18th century Lilo and Stitch

so i looked up some of this guys other stuff and I

uh

what the fuck

sexy parrot girls yeah ok

oh look the demon has little babies


HOLY WOW IT GOT EVEN BETTER.

rooks-and-ravens:

you-wish-you-had-this-url:

221cbakerstreet:

charlotteiq:

jade-cooper:

sarah-belham:

"The Favorite" by Omar Rayyan

Favorite what? Demon?!

Loving the fact that whatever it is is wearing a matching flower.

18th century Lilo and Stitch

so i looked up some of this guys other stuff and I

uh

what the fuck

sexy parrot girls yeah ok

oh look the demon has little babies

HOLY WOW IT GOT EVEN BETTER.

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thecutestofthecute:

English Cream Dachshund 

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castiel-is-wonderful:

sionainnlindsay:

castiel-is-wonderful:

WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP

IS ‘MRS’ JUST MR’S 

LIKE BELONGING TO MR

OMG

Mr comes from the French monsieur, which I think literally translates as ‘my lord’ and basically just means master, and Mrs comes from maistre which is the feminine form of master, so actually—for once—no.

This was an extremely relevant comment and I thank you for educating me 

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theroyalwitch:

modernmjolnirmonthly:

jaimejustelaphoto:

Red Velvet Ice Cream

That is the most evil looking ice cream I’ve ever seen.

I must have it.

theroyalwitch:

modernmjolnirmonthly:

jaimejustelaphoto:

Red Velvet Ice Cream

That is the most evil looking ice cream I’ve ever seen.

I must have it.

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Q
Woof! *I suggest either Corona or Shiroi.(Aimed at CB.)
A

team-cacd:

velvetomen:

team-cacd:

Turning around hearing small yipping sounds down the hall, she blinked towards down the hall. Far as she knew pet’s weren’t entirely allowed in the dorms….she wasn’t a tattle tale either but it peaked her curiosity.

Walking down carefully following the sound. Turning around a secluded corner at the end of the hall she found a taned skinned young man adorned with gold like jewlery and very casual street clothing.

In his arms was a little canine that was rolling over the floor yipping at the young man.

"um…Is…that your puppy?" She asked the other, assuming he was a student here as herself.

This was the last thing he thought would happened when he got bored and went exploring campus. In the back of his mind he thought he heard something about pets at orientation.
Yet here he was, rolling on the ground with this fluffy-butted puppy. It was just a ball of energy, running in circles and yipping.
He especially didn’t expect to be found by some beautiful babe. He immediately bounded up, pup in hand. In the blink of an eye, he was by her side plucking her hand from her side and to his lips.
"No, it’s not mine but we have been bonding and would very much enjoy it if you joined us." He purred while waggling his eyebrows.

 ”um! Er!” B stared at the stranger who suddenly bounded back up to his feet and looked towards her in a manner she wasn’t exactly used to. “Uh…um I don’t mind playing with the puppy.” She said with a sheepish smile as she just took back her hand. “Um…just uh…who are you exactly?” She asked wondering maybe she should leave the other. However it would be out of her nature to do that and be rude to the other…and the puppy was cute.

Corona was a little miffed that she didn’t respond to the flirting, but he didn’t hold it against her. From all her stuttering she just wasn’t used to such things.
"The name’s Corona. New student and leader of Team SCSE. That old batty Professor Oz doesn’t seem to know how to make good team names with our names. I means Essence? Seriously?" Corona chattered on, seeming to forget to ask for the girl’s name and that said girl seems to have extracted the puppy from his hands.